We won't bug you with a bunch of legal wording that you wont read anyway.  Our Terms and Conditions are quite simple.

Returns

Due to the personal nature of the items sold here at woodsextoys.com, we are unable to accept any returns.  There are two exceptions to this rule.  A return will be accepted if we sent you the wrong it or the item was DOA (dead on arrival).  In such cases we will cover the shiping costs to return the item as well as the shipping costs to send a replacement unit. 

Cancellation

Once an order has been shipped it canot be returned.

Usage

All items in our store are intended for novelty usage only.  Under no circumstances shall we be held liable for injury due to misuse of or malfunction of an item.